Real Life Lyrics

So I realized a few weeks ago that I was living the line of a country song. Luckily, it's a good line, and not one about losing everything you love or being a total redneck or anything like that. Anyway, here's some pictures to clarify...

"There's a carrot top that can barely walk with a sippy cup of milk"

"and a blue-eyed blonde with shoes all wrong 'cause (he) likes to dress (him)self"

Thanks Lonestar (and song writer) for lyrics that I'm happy to be living!